So since it became public knowledge that I had written a book about how a couple escaped the zombie apocalypse using marital advice, I’ve had numerous couples asking me, “How do I make MY marriage zombie proof?” **
I’ve come to realize that I may have valuable advice to offer, advice that could save a marriage and maybe even save a life. So I’m going to declare Wednesdays Ask Dr. Jesse* days. Ask me your zombie marriage questions and I’ll be happy to try to give my advice on those sticky “We’re in a Zombie Apocalypse, but we’re just not seeing eye-to-eye” quandries that hit every couple at some point.
As here, ask on Twitter (with hashtag #zombietherapy) or ask on Facebook. I’m here to help. Or kill you with a shotgun if you’re already bitten.
*Jesse is not a doctor, nor is she qualified in any way.
**Actually, this is not true.
Ok here’s my ombie marriage question: Is it wrong to fake a gun jam and let your mate get eaten by flesh craving zombies if he annoys me too much or I meet a cuter survivor?
Oh, good question! That will be my first “Ask Dr. Jesse” question next Wednesday!!