I am married. I’ve actually been married for almost 14 years (since I was 9, thank you very much), but we were married in a very small ceremony and for several years I have toyed with the thought of maybe doing a vow renewal. I guess my friends know this (they have theories about whether I’m ACTUALLY married, but that’s another story) and lately everyone has been sending me helpful tips on the kind of wedding I should plan if I were to plan on now. So, I now present to you everything YOU would need to plan your own Big Fat Zombie Wedding (also a Big Fat Zombie Vowel Renewal):
The invitations:
It sets the tone and lets your humorless Aunt Helen start complaining about your lack of reverence from the moment she receives your invite. Maybe she’ll just send a card with her regrets… If not, eat her brains.
Location: Zombie Walk (any town USA)
Why a zombie walk? Well, they’re cool, there will be plenty of zombies to walk you down the aisle and even perform your ceremony. This image is from the Seattle PI’s coverage of the recent record-breaking zombie walk in the Fremont District of Seattle.
The Gown:
One of the easier parts of your zombie wedding ceremony. Take wedding gown, add blood, sludge and braaaaaains.
The reception:
We all know a wedding reception is really about the food. So make sure you have a zombie wedding cake and maybe some zombie jello for the kids.
So would you have a zombie wedding? And did I miss anything?
The bouquet and the decorations. Very important.
I am having a halloween/zombie wedding this fall. It will be epic.
OMG, please send pictures!!