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The other day my husband and I were talking about zombies. Yeah, I know, big fucking shock. I’m sure if you hang around at this site for more than a day, you’ll start to see this is a pattern for me. We talk zombies quite a bit. That’s why he’s awesome (among other reasons). Anyway, [...]

I am married. I’ve actually been married for almost 14 years (since I was 9, thank you very much), but we were married in a very small ceremony and for several years I have toyed with the thought of maybe doing a vow renewal. I guess my friends know this (they have theories about whether [...]

So since it became public knowledge that I had written a book about how a couple escaped the zombie apocalypse using marital advice, I’ve had numerous couples asking me, “How do I make MY marriage zombie proof?” ** I’ve come to realize that I may have valuable advice to offer, advice that could save a [...]

This video really gives a good base for zombie survival. Though… it doesn’t seem to end too well… Zombies in Plain English

So you all love zombies (at least, I assume you do if you’re coming here and aren’t… like… my Mom who only likes zombies, but not like-likes them). And I love zombies (duh, writing zombie books). And I was thinking the other day about how the zombie-verse sort of has it’s own language. I guess [...]

Today is a great day for horror fans. A day that makes us shiver and shudder in a most pleasant fashion. Today is… Friday the 13th (and also payday, but that’s another blog). And in the spirit of zombie Jason (what, he comes back to life and kills people, he’s at least PARTIALLY zombie), here [...]

Hi Zombie Minions! Hopefully you’ve been running around the website, enjoying all the fun stuff we’ve updated here. But I want to make sure you don’t miss the best part: the Quiz!! Find out how long your relationship would survive in a zombie apocalypse and then share your results on Twitter or Facebook. Hey, this [...]