How deep is the relationship between you and your significant other?
Who? Oh… we met like five, six hours ago.
We've been dating for a few weeks, but I'm still keeping my options open with some other people. Yeah, that's how I roll.
We've said the big "L" word. No, not that one. The other one.
We're still on our honeymoon. Seriously, I'm texting this from Cancun.
We've been together so long, we leave the bathroom door open. Gross.
You and your significant other met:
At work. We played boss and secretary for a while.
At school. I was hot for teacher.
At a bar. And wow, was that a surprise in the morning.
We were set up on a blind date. Our friends have a sick sense of humor.
The internet. What?
When you and your significant other fight it's mostly about:
Money. Like, why we don't have any.
Sex. I can't bring Sexy back all by myself!
Zombies. We disagree on best killing methods.
Work.
Other people. Their family and friends just don't like me. Jerks. Wonder why...What?
You and your significant other are spending the weekend together. Do you...
Practice your killing skills and plan escape routes.
One of you watches Project Runway while the other plays video games.
Fight, have make up sex, fight some more.
Go to brunch, then a little antiquing. One of us cries at the end of the night.
Spend the weekend together? Why would we want to do that?
You make your significant other a mix CD for their car. What's on it?
Dethmetal. It's the wave of the future.
Hair Metal. It's the wave of the… past.
Country. My significant other did lose their dog and their truck and their spouse. All on the same day.
Pop. It's Miley!
If I ever make a mix CD please beat me to death with a bat.
How do you view your relationship ten years down the line?
We'll be together, obviously. Living in the lap of luxury.
Eh, we could be together, maybe we won't be. I guess we'll see.
I doubt we'll be together. I can hardly wait to leave the house every day.
I doubt we'll be together, but only because one of us will have been eaten by zombies.
We probably won't be together, but only because both of us will have been eaten by zombies.
What do you like most about your significant other?
Their smoking hot body. What else is there?
Their brilliant mind. Need a plan? This is the person to turn to.
Their car. It's fast and would make for a good escape vehicle.
Their money. Turns out you can buy me love.
Their location. They were just at the right place at the right time.
You are hopeless. The first zombie you encountered would be your last as a couple. In fact, you might end up throwing yourself in front of a hungry zombie just to escape your partner.
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You might last a day, but after that… sayonara. You're already looking for a way out, right?
You're good at least for a few weeks. If the National Guard comes before then (and aren't an undead army) you might make it to safety, but I doubt you'll be joined in the first post-zombie wedding ceremony.
You will outlast all the zombies and probably end up being the spokespeople for survival as a couple after the shit goes down. Get ready for your close-ups on Oprah and Larry King (assuming they aren't zombie-fied during the outbreak).
